My selfie just broke 100 notes. Does that make me tumblr famous now?!
My beard smells like girl.
So, last night was fun. She cooked me dinner. We watched Dr who and cuddled. Then she put on XXX with Vin Diesel and we cuddled more. Then we cuddled in her bed and she played with my beard while we talked. Theeeeen we cuddled and fell asleep in eachothers arms. I haven’t done that in a long time. It was lovely. Didn’t get laid but I’m honestly ok with that. Hoping this cuddling thing becomes a regular event. I definitely owe her a home cooked dinner now. Already thinking of some good recipes.
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
I’m sleepy but I have this date with a girl. Noooooo!
i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
Sometimes I think Scott Disick is a horrible person and then I remember that he puts up with the Kardashians.
Modèle: Katrina Franchina
Holy crap, I totally know her! Haha
Always driving. #Beard
Holy crap, this might be my first selfie to ever reach triple digits! :’D