ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I WAS ON THE ROOF OF A 2 STORY HOUSE AND MY PHONE SLIPPED OUT AND FELL TO THE GROUND. WHEN I WENT DOWN TO FIND IT EXPECTING IT TO BE SHATTERED IN PIECES, IT HAD MAGICALLY LANDED IN A RANDOM BOX FILLED WITH PACKING FOAM. NOT A FUCKING SCRATCH ON IT.
I’m way to exhausted to be on at a house on a roof alone. I’m so over Xmas lights. I just want a warm bed, hot food and, someone to play with my beard.
You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. If you shit on my lawn I will put it in a paper bag, set it on your porch and light it on fire….
Just found out my favourite apple triggers incapacitating migraines. So upset by this. :/
Some dude just came out and made me move my car so he could put his garbage cans in my parking spots. Are you kidding me?! The other side of his driveway was open but he just HAD to have my spot. I swear people in this city are idiots.
Dear girl driving the turbo diesel jetta with the roof rack, you are cute AF
Dear dude driving the early 2000’s yellow mustang on the 5, HOLY FUCK THAT THING IS MEAN!
"Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep dreaming about the things that we could be."
What are y’alls majors? I’m trying to figure out my life and want to explore some majors and see which ones look interesting to me.
I never went to college!! :D
Love this song.